@jerry It's always the "Caution: Children" signs that get me. I'm not afraid of children.
@michaelgemar @deadtom @jerry yeah I've been keeping away from children for years, to avoid suffocation.
At first I thought "no way a kid could suffocate me" but then I kept seeing the same advice on many other plastic bags, so I figured there must be something to it!
@awesomerob I feel a new theme for horror movies emerging before my eyes @michaelgemar @deadtom