@lowqualityfacts sounds plausible
@lowqualityfacts Heard he doubled the fare price -making it an unfair fare. (::shrug:: yeah, I know. Sorry, I'll stop now) 😁
@lowqualityfacts FAFO: it might be true facts
@lowqualityfacts wouldn't surprise me if it was true 😉
@lowqualityfacts this one is especially good since it doubles as both a low quality fact and high quality prediction.
@lowqualityfacts Dude. Don't give them any ideas.
@lowqualityfacts Starting to slip some actual real facts into the feed, are we?
@lowqualityfacts that’s…not entirely wrong
@lowqualityfacts Not surprising.
@lowqualityfacts Highly probable
Running public transport? @lowqualityfacts
@lowqualityfacts this tracks.
@lowqualityfacts I think this one checks out too... ☹️
@lowqualityfacts Nah, you're being too believable again! 🙃
Former AWS employee. Can confirm. =X
(in all seriousness, he did buy buses and use them to make it more efficient for employees to get around Seattle if they needed to go to another building (because, you know, walking is inefficient and slow)).
@lowqualityfacts Careful with the realism, you're getting a bit too high quality here
@lowqualityfacts he's arrived at being a landlord now, good for him
@lowqualityfacts this one could be true
@lowqualityfacts Seriously? Source?
@lowqualityfacts this one I would believe
@lowqualityfacts that dastardly bastard!
@lowqualityfacts I believe it! 😳
I think you’re drifting into high quality territory, here.
@lowqualityfacts sounds about bezos💩
@lowqualityfacts
Oh. I thought these were usually fiction.
@lowqualityfacts I live in greater Seattle ... while not entirely a fact, it's not entirely wrong, either.
@lowqualityfacts yeah, I think we need to fact check this one because it's most likely true.
@lowqualityfacts Surprised, anyone?
@lowqualityfacts
Of all the facts that have come across my feed, this one is the most true-to-life.
@lowqualityfacts Sounds plausible