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Derek Martin

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I'm Derek. I am a nerd. Principal Technical Program Manager, Azure Core, Global Resiliency. Toots are my opinion and don't represent my company.

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Ass holes! pulling a tmo.report/2024/01/t-mobile-ha I do about 1TB a WEEK through my home internet.

So excited to finally see finally, after almost 15 years of service, turning off the RDFE endpoints (Azure classic) in August! azure.microsoft.com/en-us/upda

@w7voa thanks Biden

@NewsDesk @axios still waiting on that recession everyone swore would happen which was the big reason why so many companies laid folks off. Or was that because of inflation? Oh wait, it was neither, they just wanted more profits.

@santoshhari I should give it another try. I'm a Tom Hanks *.* love for all his movies but this one was a bit of a miss for me - and I love cold war spy thrillers, maybe I was just having an off day or something! Was years ago last I tried.

Hey - patch...right...now

Find and hug your people. My very best friend just got laid off from today. God this sucks.

@lowqualityfacts this tracks.

@GottaLaff Thanks EU, we'll get our shit together (hopefully) shortly.

@michaelcollier you silly goose

@TexasObserver spot on and a good dose of anxiety to start the day! They gotta find the boogieman....

@GottaLaff Fuck a duck yall

@QasimRashid also, no they can't - only mutual disillusion would be legal. We settled this, when Texas, along with its buddies lost the Civil War.

@w7voa wait a sec - they did something...useful?

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Sleep well, America!

backed by the government are targeting U.S. water treatment plants and electrical grids, strategically positioning themselves within critical infrastructure systems to "wreak havoc and cause real-world harm to American citizens and communities," FBI Director Christopher Wray is expected to tell Congress Wednesday.”

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Hello everyone. I know that these are tough times for many people. If you derive value from the fediverse and have the means to do so, please consider donating to support your instance. Most instances rely on donations to pay the bills (infosec.exchange and friends cost over $3000/month to host).

Instructions on how to donate are generally available on your instance's "about" page (for example: infosec.exchange/about)

Also, I firmly believe that access to the fediverse should not be tied to one's ability to pay, and I think it's even more important for those in difficult situations to maintain the social connections that the fediverse provides, so (at least in my view) donations are welcome, but not required in any way.

And for those people who already donate, my hats off to you. You make the fediverse possible. Emoji blobheartcat

@rbreich One of the dumber of the dumb things they continue to dumb.

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@arstechnica Yeah, it’s pretty bad. The non-combat scenes were quite boring. The characters feel off putting. Felt like a retelling of Memphis Bell, but with more CGI and more bleh scenes. Hanging in there because of the pedigree of Tom/Stephen, but yeah, not awesome.

It’s a great day in the ! If you are a org just joining the vibrant community, make sure to your profile (org and individuals) at verifiedjournalist.org. Also a great place to the thousands that have already joined! Bonus - weekly stats dashboard! Look forward to seeing you there!

@jerry Daily

@jeff @damemagazine Ooof that’s epic fail lol. Thanks @jeff

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Americans: please give us an affordable, practical, small EV with decent range

American car companies: here’s a $70,000 EV truck that weighs 6 tons lol

<zero EV trucks are sold>

American car companies: wow americans aren’t ready for EVs